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Zyada efficiency dikhane se aapki phat sakti hai

1 Murgi ne apne Malik ko khush krne k liye sawa kilo ka 1 anda diya.

Malik bohot khush hua or Murgi ko shabashi di.

Murgi ko shabashi to mil gai magar g*#d ka Dard sari umar na gaya.

Moral : Zyada efficiency dikhane se aapki phat sakti hai.

So, leave office early n Enjoy d weekend.

wapas aa raha hai

Sardar ka beta 3rd std me fail hua,
School ne usko 2nd std me bheja,
2nd me fail hua, to usse 1st std me bheja…..
Sardar apne biwi se bola: Apni Tange khuli rakhna, ye Chutiya wapas aa raha hai…

hilana hai to Sarkaar hilao….
lavda to har aadmi hilata hai………

Garib dost aur bhagwan ka vardan (Nonveg)

Ek samay do bahut gareeb doston ne bhagwan
ki aaradhna ki…

Prabhu prasanna hue aur
dono ko 3 3 andey diye aur kaha ek anda phod
ke jo mangoge milega..

Dono ne wada kiya 15 saal baad phir yahin
milengey…
.
.
15 saal baad dono phir mile..

Ek bahut ameer ban gaya tha per doosra as it
was..

Ameer ne poocha abey tu waise ka waisa
hi…kyun?

Gareeb arey pehle tu hi bata de..

Ameer arey yaar ek anda phod kar rupya paisa
maanga. doosra phod kar ghar, gaadi maangi.
teesra phod kar factory maang li..
Par tune kya kiya…

Gareeb ne kaha..
kya bataoon isi pahadi se utar
raha tha ek thokar lagi anda gir gaya… muh se
nikal gaya LAUDE LAG GAYE.. mere poore badan
pe laude hi laude ug aaye… dekhne mein bahut
hi kharab lagne laga to maine doosra anda
phoda…..
aur kaha
SAARE LAUDE GAYAB HO JAYEN.
mera apna lauda bhi chala gaya..
majboori mein
teesra anda phoda…. aur kaha
AREY MERA APNA WALA TO AA JAYE…

MORAL: JAB KISMAT MEIN HON LAUDE TO KAHAN
MILEN PAKAUDE…

Ladki aur popat

Ek Lady POPAT kharidne Gayi

Dukndr ne 1 tota dikhaya. Lady- kya khasiyat he?

Dukndr-ye bolta hai.

Lady ne pucha- Mai kesi Lagti hu

Tota- Randi lagti ho

Lady- ye to Badtamiz Tota Hai.

Wasim Bhai Use Under Le Gaye Aur Pani Me Duba K Puchha. Bol Ab Gali Dega ?

Tota- Nahi Kabhi Nahi Dunga. wo use Bahar Laye Aur
Lady Se Kaha Ab Puchiye Gali Nahi Dega
Lady -Agar Mere Ghar Pe 1Aadmi Aaye To Tum Kya Sochoge
Tota- Aapka Pati Hai.
Lady- Agar 2 ?
Tota -Aap Ka Pati Aur Devar
Lady- Agar 3
Tota- Pati,Devar & Bhai
Lady-
Agar 4 ?
Tota- Wasimbhai Pani Le Aao Maine To Pahele Hi Kaha Tha
” Madarchod Randi Hai”

Sex education home work

Chintu:-”Papa Aaj se school me 1 period sex education ka b shuru ho gaya h.

Dad:Good,lekin tum NuNNI
Q hila rahe ho?

Chintu : HomeWork diya hai…….

aisa toh aisa hota hai

Chai glass mein pini chahiye, cups Toh bra mein bhi hote hai
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Swarg me pornstars hone chaiye..
Apsara toh pencil bhi hoti hai
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Boobs bade hone chaaiye..
Chotta toh bheem bhi hai..!!
-×-×-

Penis me stamina hona chaiye..

Khada toh nagar sevak bhi hota hai..

Bus karein Navab sahab, subah hogai hai.. .

Lucknow ki Tawaiaf : Bus karein Navab sahab, subah hogai hai.. .
Nawab: Tumhe kaise pata chala?
Tawaiaf: Hamari aankhon ka kajal beh gaya hai!

Delhi ki Tawaiaf: Bas karein jee, subah ho chali hai
Saudagar: Aap ko kaise pata laga?
Tawaiaf: Hamara Gajraa murjha gaya hai..!

Mumbai Marathi Tawaiaf: Bas kar gotyaa sakal zaali…
Gotyaa: tula kasa mahit padla sakal jaali!
Tawaif: tuja aaichi gaand lavdya, mala sandas lagli aahe..!

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